For the pose where you kneel and sit between your feet and lie back with your arms over your head. I can't always do it cuz my knees hurt. but i get better e very day. this one day juan says to me
"what happpend miss white? your knees are gonna snap" mind you, he has a thick accent
me: "i had knee surgery"
juan" what acl reconstructive surgery?"
Me: "yes"
juan:" well you should have done yoga and that wouldn't have happened, that's okay, because there's still hope for you. okay everyone stretch down, tell all your gymnastics friends to do yoga so that wont happen to them too"
the rest of the class he called me gymnastics, or my gymnastics friends
" do you not understand me because of my accent? well once i had no accent maybe i should go back to the UK and learn english, my accent only comes out when I'm angry"
"see the directions are simple,, like directions in english are, american instructions are made by stupid people, so simple. Open box, pull out bag.... put a in to b.... push the button"
at the end of class after the breating exercises,
"okay i've had about enough, i 've run out of insults to say"
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